RT @HiKris: I would love to approach PETA protestors with a bucket of KFC and say “This chicken tastes like somebody slapped it before i …

I’m not surprised by all the tornadoes. The way we treat the environment has basically been telling mother nature to “blow us”.

It may be ironic but being succinct goes a long way.

And just remember that when you are railing against government spending that it includes things like child protective services.

Hey lone “group” clapper, You don’t have any rhythm. It doesn’t even go with that song. Everyone hates you. Especially the band.

There’s better philosophy on this bathroom wall than in the whole Republican party.

Explaining to HR that when I working with a white powder and asked if anyone wanted to split a line I was just joking. I don’t share coke.

RT @thetearooms: In paradise, the envious will lie down with the envied.

The future is here. Jetpacks!!!!!

The future is here. Jetpacks!!!!!

Birthers

From my friend Todd’s facebook page.

“I am actually ashamed that Obama legitimized the birther movement by addressing it so directly. What will be next? Will we have to interrupt budget talks to present evidence that we landed on the Moon?”